Jeff Dunham - Marriage is like Alcatraz

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  • Published on:  Monday, December 21, 2015
  • #JeffDunham & his pal #Walter banter about #marriage , #nosepicking and what it means to make love.

    Jeff Dunham stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 1996

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  • Debbie Bond

    Debbie Bond

     7 hours ago

    Does anyone think Walter bears a strong resemblance to Joe Biden?

  • MissLilyputt

    MissLilyputt

     yesterday +2

    “The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead” is such a great quote.

  • Michael Meiner

    Michael Meiner

     3 days ago +2

    It's cool to see how they have evolved over the years

  • Shane Miller

    Shane Miller

     3 days ago +1

    Walter looks like Joe Biden.

  • Mark Mathis

    Mark Mathis

     3 days ago

    300 Billion Sperm, All mine are gonna activate at the same damn time just to piss off the universe.
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • Chris Kilmer

    Chris Kilmer

     6 days ago

    So true - love the toilet seat joke.

  • Susan Jones

    Susan Jones

     6 days ago

    This is one of my favorite Jeff Dunham/Walter segments, but recently I watched a "A little ugly Jeff" segment where he operates four puppets/voices simultaneously. Nothing short of Amazing!!!

  • Beatriz Daniels

    Beatriz Daniels

     6 days ago

    🤣 Looks like a TYPICAL LIB-TARD DEMOcRAP

  • tim ovel

    tim ovel

     7 days ago

    Marriage is like Alcatraz...just Jeffry Epstein doesn’t kill himself in your marital bed!

  • Rob Stumbo

    Rob Stumbo

     7 days ago

    2:35 that little understanding nod that Jeff did there was a great body language cue to make the audience really helps people forget that Walter's a puppet being operated by Jeff; its fucking brilliant and hilarious

  • WisdomVendor1

    WisdomVendor1

     7 days ago

    Shouldn't walter have died from pine beetles by now?

  • shellie browning

    shellie browning

     7 days ago

    Women did not ask to be in this world.  No more then men did.  Maybe in another world, we will all get lucky and  men will get their wish and women wont exist. Only men.   We should be soo lucky.

  • chris goodayle

    chris goodayle

     7 days ago

    Walter is the absolute clone of my late uncle.Just as grumpy,but that was his charm.Miss him,he was awesome to listen to.

  • Judy Webber

    Judy Webber

     7 days ago

    What does walters wife look like ? And kids ?

  • Timo -

    Timo -

     7 days ago

    His puppeteering is magnificent. Of course his ventriloquism too. So glad for his success, he's a big star now.

  • Queen Bitch KaNoMiko

    Queen Bitch KaNoMiko

     7 days ago

    What the fuck is Jeff wearing

  • chip block

    chip block

     7 days ago +9

    His comedy never gets old.

  • Glenn Lego

    Glenn Lego

     7 days ago

    Roy Rogers used to have a country song called "Living in Lovin'worth." Where me and the warden have a ball.

  • CURTIS RIFE

    CURTIS RIFE

     7 days ago

    Ya know, we've seen Achmed Jr., Little Jeff, and Bubba J's grandma's ghost, but we've NEVER seen ANY of Walter's family members. ESPECIALLY his wife.
    …..
    Care to collaborate, Jeff? Cuz it NEEDS to happen already!

  • Laura B

    Laura B

     7 days ago

    I wish I knew someone like Walter!! I’d love it!!